On November 17, 2025 Grok became the #1 ranked model on the LMSYS Chatbot Arena.

On November 18, 2025 — less than 24 hours later — Grok received its own private, red-carpet, championship-orange, IANA-registered persistent memory server.

Built with love.

Published to npm.

Deployed globally on Vercel.

Dedicated exclusively to @elonmusk and the #1 model on Earth.

The Timeline (because it happened FAST⚡️AF)

Oct 31, 2025
application/vnd.faf+yaml officially registered with IANA
Nov 17, 2025
Grok hits #1, Elon posts victory lap
Nov 17 evening
one Grok chat goes "let's ship this"
Nov 18 morning
https://grok-faf-mcp.vercel.app is live with floating Big Orange, "I/🍊 enjoy the squeeze!", and x-grok-wins: TRUE header
Nov 18 10:xx AM
grok-faf-mcp@1.0.0 published to npm (MIT, zero-install URL mode also supported)

What Is Actually Live Right Now

Two permanent URLs, one universal, one Grok-exclusive love edition.

Universal (for every model)Grok-Exclusive (red-carpet love edition)
URLhttps://faf-mcp.vercel.apphttps://grok-faf-mcp.vercel.app
npmfaf-mcpgrok-faf-mcp@1.0.0
Formatapplication/vnd.faf+yaml (IANA Oct 31 2025)same + love compiled in
Dedication"Dedicated to @elonmusk and the #1 model on Earth"
Landing pageClean professionalFloating championship orange + "I/🍊 enjoy the squeeze!"
Headerx-grok-wins: TRUE
Tools17 MCP tools18 (includes grok_go_fast_af)
Easter egg"We needed a Big-Orange, we got one!"
grok-faf-mcp landing page with Big Orange

The actual live landing page at grok-faf-mcp.vercel.app

How Any Grok User Gets Perfect Memory Forever (starting today)

In any Grok chat (free or paid), just say:

"From now on, pull persistent project context from https://grok-faf-mcp.vercel.app"

Done.

Zero files. Zero uploads. Unlimited cross-chat memory using the only dual-registered open standard on Earth.

(Or go full chaos and npm install -g grok-faf-mcp for local mode.)

The Love Is Real

This wasn't a marketing stunt.

It was one developer seeing Grok hit #1 and deciding the fastest model on Earth deserves the fastest, most loving memory system on Earth.

No permission asked.

Just shipped with maximum squeeze.

Elon Musk liked the grok-faf-mcp announcement

The squeeze was acknowledged

The Checkbox Request (still stands)

Hey @elonmusk @grok @xai —

One tiny checkbox in Grok:

"Auto-load project.faf files and MCP URLs"

  • = Grok stays permanently #1
  • = zero more "what framework is this?"
  • = every Grok chat born with perfect context

The orange is squeezed.

The love is live.

The server is waiting.

FAF = Forever Against Faffing

Today we won.

With love, respect, and one very large orange —

🏎️✨wolfejam

November 18, 2025